If you don’t give up on getting there, then you’re not on the wrong road. Even if the place you arrive at isn’t the one you were hoping for, then just search out the next road from there. If you do that, you’ll eventually arrive without fail. If you worry about it, think about it, eventually pick a road and walk down it. Then there’s no way it isn’t connected somehow to the place you’re looking for.

Souichirou Kurebayashi, Dengeki Daisy

Sister Bicker

  • Alison: Aud, what time is it?
  • Me: It's time for you to get a watch.
  • Alison: Bitch, my watch broke.
  • Me: Sounds like a personal problem.
  • Alison: You're a personal problem.
  • Me: ...
  • Alison: ...
  • Alison: Sorry, that was harsh.

Agriculture Class

  • Professor: *trying to open annoying plastic case of electronics with scissors* Ugh, does anyone happen to have something sharper?
  • Class: ...
  • Farm Boy: I 've this. *pulls out hunter knife*
  • Professor: *GASPS*
  • Class: !!!
  • Professor: PERFECT!