Be careful with deductive reasoning, though, ‘cause that could go wrong if you’re not thinking properly. Like, if you were a dog and thought, ‘A cat has four legs. If I have four legs, then I must be cat,” you’re definitely not thinking properly…but cats are awesome, so I understand if you stick to that conclusion.

My Bio Professor

So my sister just did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge…and made the mistake of having our mother record it. The woman didn’t even capture the astounding moment when I lifted that gargantuan bucket and poured 10+ gallons of ice-filled water in one fell swoop, nor the moment when it spilled perfectly over my sister like a waterfall and she ran to the street screaming for dear life begging mother nature to warm her soul. Nope, our mother didn’t capture any of it. Instead, my dear sister is stuck with a video of herself shivering, soaked to the core, standing next to a large empty bucket surrounded by melting ice pieces, angrily nominating people.

And I’m one of those people.