I send my scourge, I send my sword! Thus saith the Lord!
- Professor: *trying to open annoying plastic case of electronics with scissors* Ugh, does anyone happen to have something sharper?
- Class: ...
- Farm Boy: I 've this. *pulls out hunter knife*
- Professor: *GASPS*
- Class: !!!
- Professor: PERFECT!
Realizing you’re attracted to your 60+ year old Biology Professor.